Now, I happen to like both broccoli AND cheddar, but for some reason, not in the same dish. Why or WHY do restaurants insist that this is the only quiche that people want to eat?
Is there a glut of broccoli? If so, I hadn't heard about it (or seen it in the supermarket). Has something happened to the cheese industry and now they're ONLY making cheddar? (Hmm...maybe I should warn my friend Avery Aames, who writes the Cheese Shop Mysteries -- maybe her character can solve this mystery.)
As it happens, I had my back-up choice all picked out. Mediterranean pasta, with artichoke hearts, kalamata olives, sun-dried tomatoes, and a bunch of other good stuff.
Eventually our waitress asked the dreaded question: "Ready to order?"
"Broccoli and cheddar. And it comes with a wonderful salad all studded with strawberries and melon."
(Did I mention that I absolutely LOATHE strawberries and melon?)
Then she paused and added as an afterthought, and in a much more quiet voice, like it was an embarrassment. "Oh, and we also have quiche Lorraine."
BINGO!
It was de-lish!
Is there something you like to order at restaurants but they never seem to have?
