Look at the expressions of this bride and groom. They bear out the phrase that "marriage isn't a word, it's a sentence."
I bought these guys for $5 at an estate sale. They were mounted on a green circular box with faded green crepe paper glued to its side. That got tossed before I even entered the house with my new-to-me bride and grom.
They look so solemn. I had hped giving them a loving home would have made them happy, but, alas, they will never smile. I wonder why the Japanese factory worker (for they are maked Napco). gave them such dour expressions.
Care to speculate?